18, living in newcastle. entertain me

 

neukt:

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up

relevant

Anonymous asked
your friends dont care about your weight, they care if you're a good friend or not. thats your problem, not being skinny...you're already skinny

it was my attempt at a joke at my sad life.

maybe my friends will love me if i get skinny

lolnowut

methlabrador:

i feel like at some point in my life i would like to lay an egg

george egg

Anonymous asked
was a harsh anon, but you handled that very well, kudos

thank you muchly.